Mayonnaise Time

[Zema Bus]

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I guess that was a thing back then. One time when I was a kid in the 70's me and my nephew (around my age) were at my older sister's house and she served us peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches. First and last time I had that lol!

[Grogan]

I've heard of people eating that too, that's gross. I've also heard of people eating just mayonnaise sandwiches. I'd gag on that.

[Zema Bus]

Maybe this would make the mayonnaise more palatable?

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[Grogan]

LOL... sorry I said that last night, about that tub of Oreo goo. I guess that's my just desserts

[Zema Bus]

lol!

[Zema Bus]

At least Miracle Whip isn't mayonnaise

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[Grogan]

Miracle Whip is the foul discharge of pustules, just like mayonnaise. That yule log is probably one of those things where if you didn't tell me it has that shit in it I'd never know it. It certainly does look good.

[Zema Bus]

This one may not be mayonnaise, but it'll still squirt when you bite into it

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[Grogan]

That could ruin even Jesus' easter

[Zema Bus]

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[Grogan]

Maybe if it had some salty snot chunks in it to offset the rancid taste of the mayonnaise

[Zema Bus]

Guaranteed to squirt when you bit into it

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[Grogan]

mmm, lumpy mayonnaise with flecks of sputum

[Zema Bus]

Maybe the chocolate chips would make it more palatable

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[Grogan]

Those aren't chocolate chips, they are rat turds

[mlangdn]

Threw up in my mouth. Yuck.....